Letter to GM:

Celery Man and/or Tayne will be there.

I recently had to deal with these people. My aunt had left her iPad on her flight over a year ago. Luckily, she had Find My iPhone on, but the battery was dead and United never found her device. It even had her custom engraved, leather cover on it with her name. Oh well, she had written it off. Low and behold,…

The rules of life are simple.

I'm curious why Audi don't get equal hate as Lincoln, since there only making VWs with 4 rings on it.

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My favorite part about all this. You can actually see the engine when you open the hood. Well played Bentley, well played.

I usually agree with your posts 945T, but I have to disagree here.

Are you suggesting that you'd rather drive the Altima? How come every single solitary article about bargain luxury/exotic cars is filled with comments along the lines of "BUT BUT BUT - It's more responsible to drive a 3 year old Accord, obviously"

Love this one by Louis C.K.

But Harden's attempt to look cool on a segway in Barcelona may take the cake.

Here's another point to consider. My wife got the free maintenance deal with her 2014 Highlander. This was exciting for her. She seemingly negotiated something for free from the dealer.

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

Oh, my comment wasn't regarding the Deadspin writers - it was specifically the commentors and our tendency to go for a laugh. The fact that any professional anchor would make jokes about so serious a subject while getting national airtime is ludicrous.

For Germany: My (sadly now Ex) Opel Kadett CarAVan.

And I'm not sure if this is the most natural, but I think that the Nomad is the best blend of hot rod and wagon.

Obviously the Volvo box bodies are THE station wagon of all station wagons, but I have always had a bit of a soft spot for the AMG E63 wagons

Kind of hard to look past Volvos right now.