Smartass stuff aside, this is an excellent explanation.

I think he was supposed to come off for a change, but saw Schwartz steaming ahead with the left defenseman down below the face-off dot in the offensive zone. He either didn’t see McAvoy or didn’t think he could get over to prevent Schwartz from getting in alone so he didn’t come off and took a second to make Schwartz…

True, it’s Ozark hillbillies and SEMO, the land of Limbaugh that make Missouri red occasionally.

Yeah, St. Louis isn’t the reason Missouri is red...

Nothing shores up professional credentials like throwing in a couple of “my bad” quips upon realizing one’s mistake.

Former Army NCO here. The intelligent ones easily recognize the difference between disrespect and confidence. The best ones nurture and encourage confidence as it can come in handy in almost every military application. My apologies for this terrible example of an inept leader.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Pretty sure that 70% of cars people leave “the factory” with defective blinkers thinkers.

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

The Zach Randolph airball video definitely exists:

In before the “Why don’t they just raise the bridge a few feet, or dig the road a little deeper?” comments. Oh wow, thanks, your casual shower musings have come to a conclusion that no one with a degree in this field, that does this for a living, has thought of! Gee, you should apply to be CEO of Earth!

I just keep telling myself having an awful football team to complain about is better than having NO team at all.

It’s a bummer Houston didn’t trade Tom Savage to the Browns, then you could’ve had Hogan and Savage on the same depth chart. The Micro Powers, if you wiiiill, daddeh.

I don’t think she’s trying to get ESPN to change its spots, I believe that she’s encouraging the monetary support of ESPN (i.e. the viewers) to hit ESPN where it hurts, thereby forcing ESPN to change its spots or die.

Don’t forget Marines. Because the quickest way to find out someone is/was a Marine is to call them a soldier.

I’m going to keep saying this until it happens: Shannon Sharpe deserves his own show.

We’re done here. Someone gets the lights.

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

But is that what’s going on? Trump co-signed on the linked arms stance, which makes me suspicious right off the bat. Then owners like Snyder are doing the linked arms thing. Why didn’t Norman kneel in support? After listening to his words, it’s clear he sides with Kaep on the cause. I can’t help but think this linked…