One simply doesn't make "one stupid mistake," and kills two people. They had to have made many stupid decisions to get there. Every one of which was avoidable.

Until the cost of the next replacement part I have to buy exceeds the value of the whole car.

This poor kid has such bad luck with his nose. Just the other day his father took it away from him for like an hour and refused to give it back.

I have a soft spot for Auroras. The first gen was so future looking, quite bold for the time, second gen front end was kinda Citroen DS-ish, which is always a goo dthing

This one's a gimme I think

Of course the jerseys won't end up on the backs of Burundian children. They already have too much Patriots gear.

Still only the second worst sports business decision ever.

Everyone knows flopping is only a modern phenomenon since LBJ started playing and that nobody in the old days flopped.

Yes.

Who wouldn't want a Cadillac XTS? It is a great, we'll put together car and, fully decked out with every option, it is still cheaper than the Lexus LS and wayyy cheaper than MB and BMW. I know the first thing People here will say is "FWD, DIS IS CRAP" But c'mon, considering the average age of the buyers of these…

Like I have said a million times the 4G TL just simply needed to be the 3G with the 3.7 and available SH-AWD. Also plus keyless access I guess.

He still knows more than 99.999% of people, having been trained and trusted to referee real NBA games. Between reading his commentary and the commentary of any jackass on the internet, I'll take Donaghy.

I am disappointed in a some of you.

I like this story. The whole story starting with the fact that your father in law was considerate enough to buy two seats for himself. I have no issue with larger or obese individuals (I see them daily in my job) and I agree that they have the same rights as everyone else. But I'm proud that your fil didn't use his…

The best one ever that i've heard of applies to number 6.

Yes. I did try two wheels... and I sold it two months later. Scared the shit out of me.

And after watching a few videos by Rob Dahm on how to buy and afford a Lamborghini (or any car in the $200k-$100k car), I feel extremely motivated to someday own one of these cars. Not $40 mil, but my own dream car. One day...

One of my favorite things ever is when one person expects their opinion to be universally accepted. "How can people possibly enjoy the things I don't enjoy?! Harumph!"

Torch, I love you, but this is a stupid fucking rant.

@BayardMozie: Please correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of Lifehacker to give you tips on, well, hacking life? Articles about how to optimize even the most mundane things are what make this site cool. We're not all Joe Experts on cooling down our cars.