He was just trying to bend it like Paul George.

Someone. Anyone. Gif the 11th second of this video NOW!!!

If, by "a Stephen A Smith situation," you mean "a male with a microphone making an ass of himself," then I agree.

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.

my best friend's sister-in-law makes $77 /hour selling cocaine to Ryan Malone. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her income was $20874 just selling bags of cocaine to a semi-conscious amnesiac Ryan Malone every day

You'd think a hockey player would keep better track of which line he was on.

Nobody wears jeans once and then washes them! NOBODY!

Like taking Sadeghikoukandeh from a baby.

Person responsible for entering competitors' names on the screen: [mashes keyboard in astonishment]

Fuck that guy.

Jackie Mitchell. She struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig consecutively too.

Definitely not Chelsea

According to the NFL concussion policy, both strippers will still be available on Sunday.

It's not Greg's fault, injuries just seem to follow him everywhere.

I guess somehow he had to remind people that he was a #1 draft pick.

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.

I'm fine with the throwback. Just don't throw it too far back now, y'hear?

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

It's strange how miniature versions of baseball players have suddenly become hot commodities. I mean, just think of the contract Jose Altuve is going to get.