When you put bilingual on your resume and you’re finally tasked it use it so you give Google translate a visit.

I just hope for some unexplained reason they stick Emmitt Smith in between them to discuss analytics.

5,000 Darksiders fans who woke up from a four year coma?

For years I played my XBox and then 360 on a 15" Sanyo flat screen. When I switched to a large HDTV (I think 32") I was blown away by the graphics but man did my level of gameplay in FPS’s take a tumble.

Shit no, plenty of us jerks want to say the same thing.

I’ll happily say that the NBA playoffs are boring as shit and feels so lame after because all people do is bitch about “missed travels” and key injuries.

Thanks to the both of you, I now know where the basketball hall of fame is. Also I never knew there was a Springfield, OH.

Man, that kin-kneesiology is crazy.

All I want is Subban to win the cup and bring it straight to Montreal.

Sorry 4 offending. Didn’t realize the magnitude of the tragedy. I always make stupid jokes about whatevers trending. Condolences 2 families

Mike America G. Again

...the Rays spend 25.8 seconds between pitches on average—over half a second more than the next-slowest team.

Some of us two hand it.

Some of us two hand it.

I don’t enjoy getting shafted being stuck behind guys that tall at shows or concerts or sport events. I take a penalty of not being able to see, I think he can handle paying a tall tax.

I feel like they’ve been doing a lot of weird foot things with the character skins lately.

I’m ready.

I “used” one before, just can’t figure out the hype.

I “used” one before, just can’t figure out the hype.

Got excited when I heard there was some bench-clearing.

Was quickly disappointed when I realized it was a bench-clearing conversation.

Cavs in 3.