*credit to my friend Nick Civili*

The shit I accidentally read at work.

Their moral dilemma.

No mention of Kreider completing the Gordie Howe hat trick?

Jerry Jones, but he might turn into dust so I should hold off on that.

These were my favorite missions.

That video was a more brutal than I expected.

When winning $28,000 sounds good but getting texts saying “you fucking idiots” sounds even better.

Could always donate blood instead of money. That’s a pretty solid way to contribute without risk of sketchy accounting.

Or Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance.

Training staff when reached for questioning.

Well that’s very petty and trivial.

I’m trying to imagine what this car would sound like.

Only five hundred more entities to go after and they’ll be all set.

This man gropes his teenage daughter as well? This is sickening all around.

He was found guilty on a count for obstruction of justice.

That Gallinari trade looks more and more “hm” every year.

I had a feeling I’d hear a “I tell you hwat.”

This is amazing!
-Lord Shaxx

Found the insecure racist. Come on man, don’t make it so easy next time.