Here’s how her campaign would go:

I would be saying “el oh el” if I weren’t so furious at what his actions meant for the country. Scumbag.

How can you say he’s in no one’s pocket when he’s accepting pharmaceutical money and rejecting bills that increase competition and lower drug prices?

He has no clue who that is.

The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

I work a civil service job in NYS and he is loathed. But the alternative, on his first go-round at least, was Carl fucking Paladino.

They are all “eerily similar” because in every instance the driver mistakenly mashed down the accelerator.

Also any knowledge about applying false eyelashes. They are ALWAYS on crooked.

Yeah, I hate her but I have to give her credit for making me smirk. Well played... but she’s still an asshole.

Especially with Trump having repeatedly slept with other women while being married.

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

I don’t feel bad for Ivanka. Not at all. I am embarrassed this guy threw a temper tantrum though.

She knew exactly what she was doing and what the potential outcomes were from flying commercial. Part of me thinks Bannon set this up so this exact incident would occur and everyone would feel sorry for lil Vanky.

Ya it’s not clear what they thought this would achieve... besides disrupting the flight and getting kicked off?

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,