He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

e) eventually be hit by a car.

HERE COME THE “WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE IN NYC?!?!?!” COMMENTS!!!!!!!

A friend of mine works for an Australian Olympian and we have been mocking the Australian uniform for weeks. It looks like a barbershop quartet had sex with a boarding school.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

Conservative despair over the coming election is such a sweet treat. Given how he's bucked conventional political wisdom so far, I'm not going to smugly assume that Trump is destined to lose and the Democrats need to bring their A-game in the general, but at the same time, watching Republicans have an existential…

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.

“And if President Clinton – President Obama – let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Most undeserved Oscar of the night, holy shit. You have Leo, and that 87 year old Italian composer for that matter, coming back year after year for a chance and here comes some newish dude waltzing in, getting it on the first try, and he doesn’t even know who in his community has won an Academy award, making it all…

I spent all of my Friday night watching this sitting in my pajamas and group texting all of my late twenties friends who were also doing the same. Our consensus is that it kind of sucks but none of us care. They definitely know their audience and have a lot of little *winks* to the camera throughout.