Concern Troll: [reads about Sams release]

...and now don't those jersey buyers feel dumb...

I think Michael Sam's story is important and I'm happy people are chronicling it, but some of the mainstream reporting is a little sensationalized. It's tough to make it onto an NFL roster and as far as I can tell the Rams are treating him like any other player trying to make a roster.

Please cross post on Gawker so we can hear the EPL fan hipsters who would never root for a mainstream American sport suddenly become NFL personnel experts.

It's final cut Saturday around the NFL - this guy is just one of many. Nothing to see...move along.

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

I dunno. That looks like a "Dat ass!" face.

Actually he looks like quite a fan!

TABLECLOTH BOOB CAPE

Her head falls off.

I think she's married to her current stylist. :/

Weirdly, I don't hate it. I don't totally get it, but I don't hate it. She looks good in pretty much anything, though.

My thoughts exactly. I think the school should provide support services (like counseling, if necessary), but they should stay out of the investigative part of the incident altogether.

I feel totally clueless, but I honestly don't understand why rape at a university ever involves the university. Why can't we just have the local police handle this? How is it ever the university's business to handle these cases? Why isn't this just a cut-and-dry criminal matter? Why do they need a policy *at all*? Why…

I agree. And anyone who thinks this is out of place or a smoking gun has clearly never worked in a company large enough to have either a Communications or Branding department.

And that's how you know you've succeeded in life. Nothing but good people showing up to see you off to the beyond who cared about you and celebrating the fact that they knew you. You don't need fame, or fortune, just people who'll say: "That guy was a great guy.". That's all I want in life, to help people have fun and…

...making today's Daily Polandball all the more hillarious

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Interesting. Thanks for that.

But I'd think the Anti-Discrimination statement would be a bit more important.

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.