Do you want some tea then Father? Ah y’will, y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will y’will...

You are aware of the incredible irony in your statement I trust.

oh i don’t know, when it comes to insidious cultural colonisation (race to the lowest common denominator) you have us beat. Actual colonisation however you pretty much suck at it compared to how much land mass was under the empire at its peak. In fairness to the Empire however when we left we had installed a fuckload…

if by this you mean eating less butter and deserts then yes, yes you would. Put the cronut down fatty

ugh... we stopped fighting you to fight the French who we hated more at the time. A mistake the rest of the world continues to hold against us.

yeah everything under control, riiiiiiight ;)

Not a huge issue despite what the press are making it out to be. Most immigration is in the form of temporary student visas the majority of whats left is in the form of migrants who are net contributors to the economy.

Steve Jamison: You run a Wagamamas don't you.

If this industrial strength pisswizard has one redeeming feature, and believe me it will be his only one, it will be that he will be a type 2 diabetic within months. That being said I would break my foot before I tired of kicking that sanctimonious supercilious self important scheming little fuckmuscle in the nuts

A tomato instead of a bun? GET IN THE FUCKING SEA!

So basically he goes Super Saiyan right?

I respect your opinion but I am here to tell you that you are wrong. Very wrong because noting compares to the sheer flavour-sexyness of Marmites yeast tar.

Craaaaiiiiig Daaaaaavid, can I get a rewind?
allight Kes?

So wait. You guys obviously have what we brits would call a donner kebab. You call it Gyros (pronounced jiros as in gyroscope because the meat turns on a vertical grill) or shawarma but you don’t smother it in chilli sauce?

Rastamouse FTW

Whilst you joke the RAF has been flying low altitude fast jets for years and it has serious advantages. As you say too low to worry about radar and also below the effective minimum hight of AA fire. Small arms fire can reach you at that hight but when your bombing along at the thick end of 500mph or so your a tough…

The trick is to treat the base of the bun differently to the top. Toast the base slowly in an oven or to the side of the grill away from the direct heat of the coals. Do it right and the base will firm up and become structurally sound and able to absorb meat juices without going soggy.

And every one of these fuckers can get in the fucking sea!

Im a cowby, on steel horse I ride. Im wanted, waaaaanteeeeed, dead or alive!

Can someone please gif a Hundred crack fist of the northstar of her please?