Jesus monkey christ I loved my MX5 (has a rep as a hairdressers car here in the UK but stupid fun to drive) I would not park the fucker in a field though. It had a hard enough time negotiating speed bumps without scraping the crap out of the undercarriage let alone a lumpy rock strewn campground.

So this is a film about time travel and the acceleration of the car is the bit you can't believe?

Your sudden but inevitable doom. You know the usual.

Except he claims they told her on January 5th! If thats the case then Dyllas reply to a public announcement is something else.

Nah Peckham wont be the new Shoreditch, its just too much of an arse ache to get home from and too far out. New cross might have a shout thanks to the ready art scene from Goldsmiths students.

sounds cold and wet.

Yeah, people pointing out the Clarkson is an abusive racist arsehole are at fault here not Clarkson for actually being an abusive racist arsehole. Tell you what you go up to someone who you've worked with for 10 years, scream at him for 1/2 and hour and then punch him, let me know how badly you get fired afterwards.

Is he bollocks.

Then there was this one time at band camp...

Being bullied, at least from my own experience, is very much a learned behaviour. That is not to say that its the victims fault in any way. More that you learn strategies that minimise the bullying and miss the riskier ways to remove yourself form the situation.

In Spain they just chase you with fireworks

I think I might have met him...

I said the relationship has lasted 16 years. Whilst I've been an annoying idiot for all of that time, I have only been singing the doom song for the last 13 or 14 years. Fortunately for her, not constantly.

This is the first time in over 16 years of our relationship that my girlfriend has understood where this comes from. Ive been doing that Gir quote ever since the first episode aired over here and she's never understood it until now.

Also a remoulding of Alph Bravo.

Dude is playing Venga Boys! Deserves everything he gets.

Meh, pointless imho where he's going he don't need roads... or tyres

Better.

be careful when using a French historical situation to describe an English institution there chief ;)

remember heads first yeah?