Do you know that moment when you feel that all your internal organs are shrinking inside of you while you think "i've been found out"?

Don't forget socks. But I knew a dude who always masturbated with a sock, and he ended up having penis issues and had to go to the doctor. Basically like penis rug burn only done slowly over a long period of time.

So basically, every 50 times you jerk off onto your carpet, your parents kill your elderly cat.

I mainly use Soundcloud for listening to and finding music (it's free, simple, high quality, contain many extremely good unknown artists who upload their music themselves), so give my profile a look.
It has everything/everyone I've liked or reposted, but keep in mind that it covers a wide variety of styles, as i use…

I started laughing 5 minutes ago...still laughing. Please send help.

That is oddly poetic.

I remember this scene well because of the odd movements in the breasts. They were acting like buoys in a calm sea where any little movement caused them to bob.

He put like 15, maybe 20 movies worth of ACTING! into it.

Hey now, there are few performances in film history that deliver more ACTING! than Jeremy Irons in that movie. He acted the everliving fuck out of it.