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Depends on the car? Does it have a rotary? 20,000. Is it a mid 90s Lexus with a

Under no circumstance should anyone buy a Dodge Dart

Even that short paragraph above reminds me how much I love Gary’s sense of humor and way with words. He’s compiled himself quite the legacy. So in light of that, I’m waiting for the news to come out before long that he’s an absolute screaming racist so that one more bit of me can die.

Sometimes, someone tells you a story, and it burns itself into your brain such that you can’t hear a thing get mentioned without also remembering that story.

Trump’s campaign misusing a meme doesn’t so much concern me as Trumpo trying to pull literal Nazi shit with an executive order declaring Judaism to be a nationality. Not only is this continuing Trump’s anti-semitic “Jews = Israel” stance, but it’s also another step in justifying deporting Jews. Because if Jews are a

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”

Absolutely.

I find this shocking. Gamers are usually a calm and patient group of people and very understanding of technical difficulties with services they use. 

She does the family finances and she’s horrified that he just bought a $2,000 exercise bike with a $500/yr subscription fee. She knows they’re upside-down on the house and all three cars, their destination wedding is still spread across their credit cards, and the HOA is making them redo the yard and the siding.

Seriously. You can’t think of a better place to store your employees? 

much of Europe is so great:  the toilet stall walls go from floor to ceiling, everything is unisex.  You go into your personally poo palace stall, use it, then come out into the common sink area and wash up and be on your way.  No fussy signs.  No phobias can complicate things.  So simple and works.  We’re so crazy in

Had the runs when parked.

When people see the new owner driving a survivor in such good condition I bet he’ll get offers to sell it at least once a week. For $2500.

Yeah, I’m just saying Tesla can’t do it fast enough on its own. Why not give me a couple bil and I’ll take a shot?

They need to make Tesla’s supercharger an SAE standard so other companies don’t feel like they are losing face by adopting a competitor’s system.

Didn’t you know? Advice is only good if it applies to every single person in the world without exceptions!

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

I once had two subordinates that “HATED” each other. Every day, one or both of them would come to me bitching about something the other one did. (They were both pretty useless in fact) One day while “J” had stopped me to bitch about something that “K” did, “K” walked by. I stopped her and asked her if she had done

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.