It was somewhere near the back. Close to the part where Jesus takes everyone to Hooters and Judas bails on the tip.

The swagger?

When we asked for clarification, the spokesperson confirmed that these were messages that were successfully sent in the past, not messages that had never gone through. A telecommunications black hole didn’t just open up in February, swallow the texts, and spit them out for the first time today. People likely just…

Quit it with the video-only articles. 

“New research shows that young boys that look at Trump too often have a higher risk of turning gay. This is a political ad on the internet so it’s definitely true.”

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

RIP Deadspin

Deadspin Forever

There ought to be one of those compound German words to describe Amazon’s Jack Ryan—something like langeweilierrregung (“boring-exciting”) or vergessbarververgnugen (“forgettable fun”).

Hey...

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

“You know damn well, Dani, that every extra batch we have to take, every extra hour of work we put in, comes at the expense of an hour we could be spending with our families,”

Nope, strangely they’ve been out of stock for about 3 years.

Hey, I was in that HD on Friday.

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

Is Evil Week behind the decision for autoplay videos and ads my Chrome can’t stop from playing?

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

This is a rather amusing article that reeks of being a Take That to your bosses.