She does the family finances and she’s horrified that he just bought a $2,000 exercise bike with a $500/yr subscription fee. She knows they’re upside-down on the house and all three cars, their destination wedding is still spread across their credit cards, and the HOA is making them redo the yard and the siding.

Had the runs when parked.

When people see the new owner driving a survivor in such good condition I bet he’ll get offers to sell it at least once a week. For $2500.

Yeah, I’m just saying Tesla can’t do it fast enough on its own. Why not give me a couple bil and I’ll take a shot?

They need to make Tesla’s supercharger an SAE standard so other companies don’t feel like they are losing face by adopting a competitor’s system.

Didn’t you know? Advice is only good if it applies to every single person in the world without exceptions!

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

I once had two subordinates that “HATED” each other. Every day, one or both of them would come to me bitching about something the other one did. (They were both pretty useless in fact) One day while “J” had stopped me to bitch about something that “K” did, “K” walked by. I stopped her and asked her if she had done…

I blame coffee. Coffee and the enlistment bonus.

Quit it with the video-only articles. 

There ought to be one of those compound German words to describe Amazon’s Jack Ryan—something like langeweilierrregung (“boring-exciting”) or vergessbarververgnugen (“forgettable fun”).

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You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Nope, strangely they’ve been out of stock for about 3 years.

Hey, I was in that HD on Friday.

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

Is Evil Week behind the decision for autoplay videos and ads my Chrome can’t stop from playing?

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

This is a rather amusing article that reeks of being a Take That to your bosses.