The rats also felt none of the body panels lined up and the interior was too sparse.

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

100% agree - they were clean and well proportioned. New models are neither. Just last night I parked my e39 and took a pic because I will never tire of looking back at it.

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

It would be difficult for the Jets to look worse here, but I've said that before and been wrong so many times, so let's see how this plays out...

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Awesome.  Now Mexican free climbers can come over the border and fill the freeclimbing jobs that American freeclimbers don’t want to do.

I had to throw a guy out of a bar today because he called LeBron James an uncle tom. I’m black, he’s white, and we literally weren’t even talking to him. And this is in San Francisco.

Why not, nobody is playing football there. *

Miami will get to witness 1 winner, which is currently 1 better than their current team has.

For every good article posted on Splinter there was another that was wayyy too far up its own asshole. The commenters there were insufferable at best and raving lunatics at worst. But man the unceremonious shuttering and subsequent gag order is spectacularly shitty. I'm glad I use an ad blocker. 

In my heyday of right now it still means something different

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Track Designers: We don’t want the drivers to cut the corners, so we added some pretty large speed bumps that should prevent them from cutting

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

When we send teams to London we don’t send the best. We send panthers, we send Bucs. And some, I assume are good players.

one who’d like to preserve the perception of themselves as brave truth-tellers, but would prefer not actually having to engage in any of that risky truth-telling business.

In his defense, Gregg Popovich enlisted before he had Spurs.

You’d become a laughing stock if you got one of these. “What, you could only afford half a phone?”