I beat his record every year. They’re called airplanes, dude.

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

he was talking about only American politics, not global politics...

In a shocking development, Adam Silver and the NBA are no more socially conscious or woke than Goodell and the NFL. It’s just that their pressure points come from mainland China rather than MAGA jorts territory.

How does China feel about the NBA’s tanking problem?

I kind of love how China throwing a gigantic tantrum is drawing vastly more attention to the tweet and thus the issue at hand. The Streisinorand Effect.

When a tweet comes out wrong

Whistleblowers are protected when they follow the law and report their information to the Inspector General of their organization or through another sanctioned way. They are not protected when they leak classified information that they are not authorized to disclose. That is a crime.

Trump asked Ukraine and China to investigate the Bidens (no crime mentioned, just investigate them) on TV yesterday. What other evidence can possible have an impact if the issue isn’t settled by now?

I, myself, tell people that the smart money is to buy a 2 year old Honda Civic.

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

What they actually did for the recall was stupid and I’m not surprised that people turned around and got replacement fobs.

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

Trump may be deteriorated to the point mentally where he is just confabulating everything, he seriously may not know what is true any longer in the labyrinth he has built in his head.

This might be one of those rare situations where a union’s job to protect players means it should take some sort of extraordinary action against another player if the NFL is unwilling to.

Luckily for us, he is not part of the government and can and will be thrown in jail if he is held in contempt of Congress

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

What’s actually more hilarious is watching the $87 million man in Minnesota leading the offense to a measly 60 yards in almost 3 quarters of work. And people wonder why Dak wants $35 million/year.

Schaino’s coaching career is like some kind of infection that just resists all attempts to make go away.

SAYS HE HAS EVIDENCE TO PROVE HE ISN’T SLOW BUT CAN’T SHARE IT