David Tracy is close to it.

Do any of them have $130k cars?

Exactly. Their shit’s fucked up and he needs to turn the L into a lowercase w as fast as possible.

I’m printing out a copy of your response to give to my defense attorney.

One of them can have Jersey Number 5, the other can have Jersey number 10.

Okay, time to get on my soapbox here, because I’m going to be honest: almost everyone here, including the author, is a spoiled ingrate with entitlement issues. How are you not constantly amazed by all the things modern technology can do? Humans have been living on this planet for about 200,000 years. 20 years ago that…

“Apple isn’t the best at something, so let’s spin it to say it doesn’t matter anyway” - Gizmodo

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

It doesn’t help that there’s also a strong correlation between states that use salt on the roads, and states where it’s too cold to wash your car for most of the winter...

Worse are the idiots who can’t hold speed at all. I’m cruising along on cruise control at 75mph. Pass idiot, suddenly idiot speeds up to stay right on my quarter, or zooms past me, only to slow down so I pass them, over and over. I’m going exactly the same speed. So aggravating.

I do this, sorry. If I’m doing 60 in a 55, and you pass me at 70, you just set a new speed limit. I will follow you at a respectful distance until such a time as I decide to go faster than you, or I need to slow down. My logic is that if you pass a cop doing 70, they will catch you, and not me 100 feet to the rear.…

Prior to the apology, Houston was scheming to trade up for him.

You are in Canada, for a cooler just use the outside.

[NRA] help[s] America’s young people enjoy outdoor recreational activities. These activities enable them to appreciate America and enjoy our natural resources with wholesome and healthy outdoor recreational and educational programs.

They’re ranges have not been separate long enough to split into distinct subspecies. Trust me, I’m a cryptozoologist.

thats racist

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

You should combine your passion for drainage, with your hatred for carpenter bees, and your disdain for your neighbors. A vast labyrinth of bee drainage pipes pumping the insects into your neighbors various wooden structures.