I don’t think you messed up.

Tom it’s too late, I fucked up and bought a new Golf R

That’s not how Wikipedia works.

tough ask to find “downtime” during this administration

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

This fuckin guy.

Someone REALLY likes Astons

His name? David Traski

They just pour them in.

My thoughts almost exactly. “catastrophic engine failure. almost died. minimal leg room. snack service was ok. one star.”

I bet you Mr. Martinez never turned on airplane mode on his phone. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS KIDS.

After appeal the rural customers will owe T-Mobile $40mm.

That just means that the Verizon check didnt clear.

Well, it is a fire hazard.

About 20 years ago my wife and I were shopping for a used station wagon. One of the important aspects was that it had to fit our tandem bicycle with the backseats down. One day we were looking at a used German wagon and I folded the backseats down to measure the cargo area. Flipping the seats forward, I found an…

OK, wait. While you’re absolutely correct that their positions in the car prove a single bullet fired from the sixth floor of the school book depository would create all the necessary wounds in a straight line path... Why in God’s name would the president’s limo contain a self-destruct device?

Once I was really, really bored, reading through some obscure abandoned websites.

BMW once made a car with working turn signals.

Someone invented a carburetor that would allow a car to get 100/200/whatever miles per gallon BUT THE GUBMINT DONE SQUARSHED IT!!

I really want to talk to the guy you interviewed who called it a “wolf in sheep’s clothing.” Like, dude...have you even looked at the thing?