I hooked my Echo Dot into my existing sound system and it sounds frigging fantastic, filling multiple rooms. Try again.

If I know the internet, this Gmail update should be warmly received and the commentariat will respond with nothing but tact and grace.

Are we pretending like 3 years isn’t a long cycle for a phone to not have a replacement device? Are we also pretending like this doesn’t signal they are ready for a refresh?

My Pixel 2 XL has front facing speakers, USB C fast charging, and awesome battery life. You might as well wait for the October launch of the Pixel 3 at this point.

Maybe he thought the Ankle Monitor would have a “zeroing” method to adjust to his base BAC. Then when he was at .08, it would show -.32!!

Congress is good at two things: doing nothing and overreacting.

Too much logic and actual experience in this area for an internet comment.
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Mr. No Fun over here.

“Delta killed 3 kids today when they locked them in the soundproofed kid compartment and....”

Gas is too expensive and the dosage varies for people’s BMI. So how about a nice, swift, economical and safe thwack to the base of the skull with a medically approved blackjack.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

I demand lengths be reported in cables or furlongs!

[Note: The Duke is the official name of the NFL game ball; Luck wasn’t asked if he was throwing John Wayne around.]

Raleigh instead of Charlotte?

This is an unbelievable post.

If it’s not a banana then why is this story still up you fucking hack? “Bottle thrown on field” isn’t exactly news. In the future maybe consider changing “Timothy Burke is Deadspin’s Video Director” in your about the author section to “Timothy Burke is a virtue signaling fucking imbecile”

it looks awfully banana-shaped (and banana-colored) to us.

Wait so you don’t know if it was actually a banana, but it’s yellow and about the same size so you’re going to publish an article calling the fans racist?

I’m waiting for someone to use it for a dickbutt