How about a 5 hour flight on a cramped regional jet that will probably get delayed or canceled?

Here Is A Dog That Looks Like Prince Fielder

I have been working on cars since I was 12. I worked on plenty of cars and still enjoy working on my '66 T-Bird and '64 1/2 Mustang. I also do my own home repairs including framing, drywall, plumbing and electrical work. People seem to be amazed that a Jewish Lawyer can be handy with such things.

This made less sense than the plot of Lost.

Considering no one on Oppo will ever buy a new car, I don't think any manufacturer will take you up on your offer.

That's why you always film videos in landscape.

The way to grocery shop like a boss is to not grocery shop.

I cant wait for all the Jezabel readers to come in here and bitch about it.

They went with a 40 year old successful business woman who happens to be damned attractive. I'm not much on "poster girls" but if you're going to have one that's a good way to go.

While the juvenile trapped inside me wanted to go with Cook, I couldn't deny a misspelled "Al Capone" crammed into a first name.

Anything with "poon" in it should have a pretty easy path to the Final Four. Also, "Erby Ferby" sounds like the Swedish Chef from Muppets.

Can we stop talking about how the NCAA selection committee screwed up seeding for a while so we can talk about the great injustice of Chillie Poon being a #10 seed? Get your shit together guys.

Shitavious Cook / Alkapone Cruz-Balles is a brutal matchup, like if Arizona had been a 9 seed in Florida's region.

LOL! Also, my driveway is on a slope, and it's not Asian.

[pulls out instructions for Jenga]

Goodbye, cruel world!

FAKE

They should put bouncing tits on those electronic signs and hang them on the overpasses. That'll keep us looking ahead and eliminate rubbernecking.