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How the hell wasn't "Gawker Atheist" a #1 seed, let alone, completely not on the bracket? If you include Twitter Feminist..

That's because nobody gives a shit about soccer.

You talking about me?!?

"indication of a high rate of speed" really? What led you to believe that? Haha.

If you can't travel back in time and stop Hitler, then you clearly travel ahead the Thursday after the Powerball has a 400 million jackpot that nobody won on Wednesday night. One quick trip to get the numbers and a few game results to bet on just to be an asshole. That's the single biggest no brainer in the history of

Banana flavored Laffy Taffy is sublime.

Banana Laffy Taffy is awesome. That is all.

GrumblegrumbletheycanborrowsomeofthecamerasIusedtofilmmyselfwithyourmomgrumble

While he was in the air I kept looking for where he was going to land...then I didn't see an obvious spot...then I nearly crapped myself for him.

artist's rendition of the suspect... Possibly driving an 89 cutlass with an awful color scheme and LED style racing decals.

There are people who don't know how clocks work that insist there is a tenth of a second between 0.0 and when the time is actually elapsed.

(Remember that clocks hold on the last digit; when the clock hits 0.0, the game is over.)

It's pretty clear that Ernie Johnson's last 10 years at Mikhail Baryshnikov's summer camp, "Snap Dance" has gone pretty well for him.

"Previously in Kids Getting Their Shit Wrecked"? I'm amused at the idea of KGTSW being a recurring feature.

I was a good basketball player when I was a kid. My dad never was any kind of athlete. He always beat me in one on one because of that moment captured on video right there.

I don't sense the same kinda hate for other strong programs like Syracuse, Michigan St, UNC, Kansas, Florida, etc......however, what IS funny is how Duke comes into the tourney so highly rated and to lose to lower seeded mid majors.

Why? For your safety, of course. Europeans die by the squillions because of unsafe cars with metric speedos and no tire-pressure stickers or seat belt dingers. The streets are littered with their corpses. Do you want to die, Raph? Think of the children!

This is an honest to God real bracket that was submitted in my friend's office pool.

I think that sign was just describing your average Red Sox fan.

More like University of Hatin'