Speaking of stud fees, did anyone else hear Lenny Dykstra on Howard Stern yesterday admit to basically being a male prostitute?

Thank. Fucking. God.

He vocally hates cars and opulence of any kind.

Get x 4

I think you’re missing the joke.

I feel like “HamNo and Torch Insult New Cars” could be a regular feature.

“Mike”

Alice Walton is very happy with her RX 350 thank you very much.

I know what you mean.

I mean, c’mon. Who doesn’t love a good shark-eat-people movie?

+1 demotion to MSNBC

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

You’ve been snorting too many chemtrails

Who is the real hero of Game Of Thrones?

My 8 year old daughter is a big fan.

I heard her interviewed on Howard Stern a couple weeks ago and the “blaccent”/AAVE definitely carries over from her singing. She also ended many sentences in “yo.”

To be fair, wouldn’t Jalopnik et al’s long-term future be up to whoever wins the bidding process? I know nothing about Ziff Davis, but that’s who reportedly shot the opening volley...

Perfect mall walkin’ shoes!

COTD