A doctor told me to take them! How am I an addict?

Prescription opioid abuse is the most widespread, most damaging drug problem in the country, but let’s keep debating whether or not to legalize marijuana.

“Don’t give me that Mormon-in-a-titty-bar look, Kent”

Jon H. Ryan

Do you feel as though Dilma Rousseff’s ouster was more motivated by sexism than actual corruption?

I’m a hair under 40. I’ll look at those later...

#StayRapey

What if Jordan Spieth couldn’t make any putts? WHAT SAY YOU

This is an excellent piece, and very similar to my political evolution throughout my 30's.

Yes. Is it terrible that I need to ask what the fuck is wrong with this cat’s head?

Who is going to watch and write the first takedown of Simmons’ new HBO show?

This is a great photo.

How is Bran going to get his parents to kiss at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance?

Confession time: have any of you ever purchased a product being pushed by an Insta-dingus?

This is a really inaccurate assessment of Westbrook’s game.

Truth.

Yes, yes missed call. It happens.

Have you driven a G37 sedan? Spectacular car.

The reviews on this car have basically been universally negative. Very disappointing, since I think I’m one of the few that thinks it actually looks cool as hell.

... and four incredibly powerful hands to rip at you with