I had a guy say the EXACT same thing to me once when I worked as a housekeeper in a hotel and was kneeling down to clean some skirting boards. I cleaned the guy’s room with his toothbrush.

Overdosing on a non-narcotic antitussive? How middle school.

Don’t be a sourpuss. They could abdicate or otherwise become ineligible to inherit the throne, thus giving us King Harry without anyone dying.

I can't believe Atwood actually pays attention to what Kate Middleton wears. I'm a little disappointed. I'm also disappointed anybody is paying attention to what Atwood is wearing. She has a beautiful mind, shouldn't that be enough?

Eh. If Ursula Le Guin is okay with Atwood’s resistance to her work being shoehorned into a single genre, then so am I.

There is no amount of royal dick or money that would make me switch places with Kate, tbh.

Er, she went to St. Andrew’s. I’m pretty sure she knows who Margaret Atwood is.

Not that this isn’t great, ‘cause it is, but don’t forget the Commander in Chief of Making Faces at Babies #USA #USA #USA

Chechens are Caucasians. Pakistanis are South Asians, not Arabs. Goodness, people are stupid.

#notallblobfish

all religious texts have violence in them. for example, in the Bible, there is :

Yeah, facial similarities are hilarious, Bill.

Wait you actually painted your face with brown face paint?

That's blackface.

Yeah, or don’t do that

Interviewer: Did you go to college?

Why the hell would you ever root for duke

I think the stenographer should let Nigel Hayes smash.

We are all Wisconsin.