Well done sir...thanks for saving me the time of having to try to type up a similar response!

Ford guy here...I can’t afford one and because of that - I didn’t apply. However, I refuse to fee sorry for anyone that can afford one and didn’t get one. I wish I had your problems. Now back to work...

Thanks for everything Doug! I’ll be following ya but I’ll miss ya over here buddy.

Nice!

So curvy!

Please stop. We’re on Day 2 of the Pokemon Go craze and all of Kinja seems dedicated to it. Can we just go back to bashing Chris Evans??? Pleeeease????

It’s the only thing that resembles racing in F1.

Mike Brown wasn’t murdered. He and his parents just lacked common sense.

Love the Bud Light Lime - My girly beer kicks ass!

He just needs to stop YELLING. It’s making me crazy. He might be a great “car guy” but I can’t get past the yelling. You would think that’s an easy fix....

In other trolling news - Hulk Hogan is loving each and every lawsuit win!

I agree - he appears to be shouting 100% of the time. He might be fine if they could just tone him down.

God I hope so.

Cardinal fans will enjoy it. Sweet karma.

Good thing I live in STL. We’ve got 99 problems (and them some) but the NFL aint one of them!

Hulk Hogan is so cool...and rich.

As a Card’s fan, I’d troll the Deadspin writers about how wonderful the Hulk Hogan lawsuits are. Thus, keeping me forever in the grays. :(

In other trolling news...Gawker is all fired up that someone doesn’t like them. The Hulkster keeps suing and keeps winning!

This whole mess just makes me sad. Like learning that Santa is really just some neighbor that just so happened to have a terrific beard 3 months out of the year. Screw you fake Santa!

You had me at “Olivia Munn”...this blockbuster must happen.