I’ll just have to watch my F1 at Hooters now. Thanks Harvery! Dick.

All lives do splatter. Need to be safe in the street. Really not a crazy thing to post.

I call bullshit on “That is, a few decades ago, Tina and Michael couldn’t buy a house on Presidio Terrace.” I’ll bet Tina & Mike weren’t even born yet....but hey, why not give the story a bit of a racial spin. And where’s the Native American take on this??? Interesting but your guys still suck.

Jalopnik is now Teslanik.

Jermaine is so hard to read. I made the move to WarZone/TheDrive long ago. I can’t recommend it enough. Jalopnik is still worthy but I fall for a Foxtrot headline every now and then....only to be disappointed.

I like your confidence but I don’t like the back bumper or the Honda emblem just above the plate. Looks like it isn’t flush/flat.

Fact: Pre ACA I was paying $600/month for a Family of 4. Post ACA - I’m 1,350/month. Your spin on it is pure bullshit. Ask the folks that are acutally paying for it. Blame the GOP for whatever you want...but Nancy & Obama deliver a giant turd to the American people.

I was at Stage 14 when they shut it down....Also at 11 when they had their communications issues. You add in the loss of the Subaru team and this year wasn’t so fantastic. HOWEVER, we wrapped up the day at 17 as the sun was going down. Life doesn’t get much better.

Just need to throw this out there....the guy wearing sunglasses & holding the door open. Yep - that’s me.

Self-cerify yourself as an attorney. That’s gonna save you a lotta dough when the poop hits the fan.

“self-certification” Never knew that was a thing.

You all suck. How about being a HUMAN in Chicago. Quit preaching fuckheads....the whites, blacks, Muslims, Christians Jews, Mexicans.....were all under attack all the time. Give up the selfish me, me, me BS. Quit blaming and work on a fix versus spreading more hate & blame. Fuuuuuck.

So The Root is fake news?? Come on Kristen...cut back on your racism. This never happened:

Jesus these articles are more ridiculous every day. You suck Terrell.... 

I appreciate it. No doubt that Tyler leaving was a huge loss for FoxTrot. I’m a big fan of Jalopnik but the relentless Trump/GOP trashing gets old fast.

Shocking....Terrell believes Obama was “trying to be smart” but the “dick swinging” republicans just wouldn’t play along. Fuck Terrell, Foxtrot used to be one of my daily stops...but you’re BS is really bleeding through. Obama had been in charge for 8 years...yet his hands are squeaky clean on this one....and every…

Well said - it’s hard to get excited about those looks. My 89 year old mother in law is driving a 2008 Impala......solid car but super boring. zzzzzzzzzzz.....

Riiiiiigt...keep telling yourself that. The GOP is anti air, food, kids, water....

Settle down Brumpo. Count to 10. I think you know exactly what he meant. Jalopnik constantly posts the Foxtrot articles in line with their other sites. You get that right?? So don’t be a fucking dense chode....ya douche.

Yeah...Jezebel is quite fond of that love child. Best not mess with the powers...or you’ll be banned to the grays like me. :(