He kissed that boy on the mouth. Why does anyone talk about anything else?

“Tom Brady’s Getting A Raise But Not Actually An Extension”

“What?" -Kellen Winslow Jr.

can we all agree to try to bring back *cums* more often around here?

“First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo.”

As a Patriots fan, I’ve made the road trip to the building formerly known as The Ralph, a few times, thanks to having a good friend whose college roommate lives in Buffalo, and would put us up at his house. First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo. In the tailgate pregame there was a guy…

Fuse the best parts of the 2018 Bills QB room together

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

“Truly the Cardinal Way has become the way of dishonor.”

I’ve thought about this many times. I call it the “Toilet Bowl”. In my mind, it goes into 7 overtimes with each team desperately trying not to win. It probably ends on a safety or some bs like that. Nickelback would be the half-time entertainment.

LeSean McCoy is still running

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

Mark my words: The Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl before the Lions win another playoff game.

You’re close; the Cubs winning the World Series is what opened a tear in the spacetime continuum

Matt Patricia looks like he has a closet full of shirts arranged by which type of food stains they have on them.

The universe is broken, I’m afraid.

“The casinos can’t serve free liquor while you gamble.”

All I have to say right now is, frankly, it’s amazing to me that WYTS 2019 has been going on for over a week now and still hasn’t gotten to Cleveland