Throw up the X-ray

Because I care, I went and actually researched this. Ben has 10 wins in Cleveland and Derek Anderson has 11 wins in Cleveland.  Tim Couch was next on the list with 8.  Brandon Weeden was fourth on the list with 5 and rounding out the top five is Colt McCoy with 4 wins.  

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

Well, the real sad part is that Tom Brady has had to go to Buffalo 19 different times. So who’s really the loser in that story.

Woof, in hindsight, the 2014 NBA draft was a real stinker. Embiid, the best player in the draft, went 3rd, behind two different breeds of frustrating forwards who are hated by their fans. The 2nd best player in the draft, Nikola Jokic, went 41st.

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

They do actually have to get people to be willing to come and live in this place where the new headquarters is. Casper is in the middle of nowhere with 50k people, an average income of $36k, and an airport that appears to handle literally six flights per day total. Their plan for this was supposed to be 50k *new…

This is basically the plot of Wild Wild Country.

The whole pretense of Jeff Bezos’s gross little sweepstakes is that Amazon will bring jobs and prosperity to whatever area they decide to infest. So why isn’t he bringing it to West Virginia, or to Mississippi, or some other place that has the space and the need for them? He could, in theory, remake an entire state…

It blows my mind with teams trading for Amari Cooper, Josh Gordon, Golden Tate and Demaryius Thomas there wasn’t a single team that thought they could use Bryant’s help for one year. Especially because the Cowboys season should highlight that any decline in Bryant’s numbers were probably NOT his fault.

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122

After starting the season with wins against Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers, the Lions have gone from a team that had dark horse potential to one that is definitively ass.

Coach Fat Pile of Shit: “Stafford, sit up straight, have a little respect for the process.”

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.

What they needed: Huge Action

Thanks for doing it anyway.  I don’t like Boston but I hate the Yankees so I gave you a page view.

Alex Cora is only old enough to remember five Yankee titles and four Red Sox titles. I’m not sure he really cares about what happened in the 1920s.

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.