For Braves fans, men's rectums and the first round of the playoffs are both exit only.

Didnt Jesus stop people from bullying the prostitute? (Mary Mag')...Even if you are against homosexuality you can still support the fight against bullying homosexuals. Seems like the Christian thing to do.

I didnt even get so much as a hand job for riding the bench in Freshman bball

"Coach, I'm not married, should I rest too?"

That's the face of someone who had to listen to Tim McCarver say "it's my birthday on Wednesday" all week.

Coach Schiano's take on "volcanic confrontations": Anybody, anytime, anyplace.

"I hate the guy. He thought he was God."

He's probably faking it.

"Fucking n00b"

It's not like he played lacrosse.

I don't want to sound like I'm blaming the victim here, but come on. He was both a football player and a political scion? It's like he was asking to be a rapist.

Trick question! This is Tampa so he's a Schiano Man

"He's trying it again."

Discreet foot man.

[cums]

Somebody get that twig a cheeseburger, STAT!

Why Don't The St. Louis Cardinals Respect The Game?

What, no kickers on the chart? How am I supposed to get yelled at by Kluwe for insulting kickers if they aren't on the chart?

Somebody please make one of these for the coaches.

Regressing has been phenomenal so far. Great work.