I nominate this for Comment of the Year. 

Perfect

“It’s a gray area.”

Hey man that's not fucking funny

Well done. 

Thank you. Forgot he played their final regular season game last year.

To me, the most amazing thing in all of this is the fact that the Chiefs managed to go from 1983-2018 without winning a single game with a QB they drafted. And this is a team that - what, just 2 years ago? - somehow managed to go an entire NFL season without a single TD pass to a WR. What a difference a couple of good…

This song is a travesty. 

My grandma sleeps with my grandfather's urn next to her in bed so she takes him with whenever she goes out of town. It shouldn't matter. People shouldn't have to worry and the TSA fucking spilling an urn just because they didn't want that heavy ass shit in their carry on. As already been pointed out, the TSA is the…

I hate that this fucking pud gets his actions validated at every turn of his life. Even if it’s only by the worst among us. Imagine the erection he got when he heard this news. I mean I’m sure it was still tiny but you know he was rock hard for a solid 45 minutes. Probably all he’s talked about today. Fuck this shit.

They really are the worst people.

That sounds divine

Dildos and melted candy bars. I think we’ve all had this airport fantasy.

Idk about you but it’d be nice to call my car to come pick me up after a night of drinking. Or to be able to read a book or or use my computer on long drives. So here’s at least one male in his late 20's that’s all aboard. Driving for the most part is a menial task.

Too soon

Brilliant!

Wait you don’t actually use it though do you? Because that definitely makes you an asshole.

From the middle of last season:

Dems didn’t lose because they’re condescending, they lost because they’re Republican Lite. They’re beholden to the same people and they’re not fooling anyone. “Given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, people will vote for the real Republican all the time” Truman said it many years…