That sounds divine

Dildos and melted candy bars. I think we’ve all had this airport fantasy.

Idk about you but it’d be nice to call my car to come pick me up after a night of drinking. Or to be able to read a book or or use my computer on long drives. So here’s at least one male in his late 20's that’s all aboard. Driving for the most part is a menial task.

Too soon

Brilliant!

Wait you don’t actually use it though do you? Because that definitely makes you an asshole.

From the middle of last season:

Dems didn’t lose because they’re condescending, they lost because they’re Republican Lite. They’re beholden to the same people and they’re not fooling anyone. “Given the choice between a Republican and someone who acts like a Republican, people will vote for the real Republican all the time” Truman said it many years…

Do not buy Seagate anything.

Do not buy Seagate anything.

I dated a girl that said preposedly instead of supposedly. Needless to say we didn’t last long. I still think about it every time I see her.

I never tire of seeing this phony fail. I wonder what God was doing that was more important than helping the seahawks win a football game but it must have been more important.

Nice

I prefer Rapistburger, myself.

Never change, Steve, never change.

This is good

Never change, Steve Smith, never change.

Idk man a lot of threats from random people in purple jerseys.

Wasn’t crying because they ripped the sign up; I get it, that’s why I made it. Just remarking about how much shit I got for what it said and how many people screamed at me that it was bullshit. Still had a good time just didn’t think people would find fault with the content of my sign.

Packers fan here. I went to the Week 2 game in Minnesota and made a sign. It read: