For the record, he's a multimillionaire who pulled a fucking groin muscle. Forgive me for not holding a candle light vigil.

I suppose this article making fun of his injury is bad taste too?

Cheers!

I'm a child.

I am so happy right now.

He just blows big must-win games. I bet if you looked at his stats in games he has to win, it'd be a different story.

Could be the one game that covered.

What happens if they lose?

"Hold on you're gonna pay me how much?"

And we wonder why kids are drinking at the games?

Anyone who's ever been to Cleveland understand exactly where this little guy is coming from.

Anyone who's ever been to Cleveland would understand where this little guy is coming from.

Not to say what they did was right but how else do you get a scholarship to Duke?

Fucking love your name.

For the record, it's a low bar.

What position do you play on the la crosse team?

And with this, it is clear who the smartest man in Florida is. Also classiest.

Certainly, Mark "Buttfumble" Sanchez warrants an honorable mention here. Injured in Q4 of Game 4 in the preseason behind your 2nd-string O-Line is the kind of season outcome only he could have.

Ashanti has really fallen on hard times since Murder Ink disbanded.

Ashanti has really fallen on hard times since Murder Ink disbanded.