+1

well done!

Tamerlan says he doesn't usually take his shirt off so girls don't get bad ideas: "I'm very religious."

The difference between the previous "suspects" outed by the media is that the authorities never identified them as such; the media simply jumped to conclusions. These men had a shoot out with police, were armed with explosives, and stole a truck before admitting to the crime to a witness. I don't know about you but it…

Yes. Let's make this about left and right. Also, the NRA is relevant here. Please continue....

keep guessing...

If he gets violent when he's losing, perhaps Chicago is not the best place for him to go.....

They're even letting janitors play at Augusta now? Or is this guy just doing community service?

good work

This explains so many of his business decisions.

LSD is a hell of a drug.

Minimum wage to carry a sweaty, drunken, middle-aged Italian man around?

I'm fairly certain the urinals at Miller Park run directly to their tappers at the concessions. Which is fine, but it's still $7 a cup. The vomit is usually just a bonus.

Have you ever had to drink Miller Lite?

As a Brewers fan, I hardly find this noteworthy.

All words I've used in describing Tom Brady.

Well, they're not wrong.

Saying idiot and Jays fan does seem a bit redundant.

Your move Phillies fans...

Unless she was protesting the lack of attention her chest gets, I think her point may have been lost.