Hollywood is a fucked up place but I feel like there is a taking back the streets moment coming from women right now with standing up to shady producers and the infamous ‘casting’ couch.

Saints fan here. It’s him.

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

As a female fastpitch softball player... no, he does not play ball like a girl. We’d wipe the floor with his fat ass. He plays ball like a drunk jackass.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Barbara is the bees knees! She softly told my SiL to shove it about straightening my hair while she did our makeup for the wedding. #BarbaraFOREVER

You misspelled personal "tragedy" there.

Uhhh I think Kelly's plan is clear. He wants elite talent on Defense. Alonso was hte 2nd best LB in the NFL in pass coverage according to Football Outsiders, although he has his issues against the run. Maxwell was arguably the best CB in free agency.

On the flip side, he thinks he can make the offense work with…

You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.

I don't understand why some people still don't believe that there's a definitive link between vaccines and autism. You want specific scientific citations? Here you go!

Emilio is both a long-time io9 regular and an actual doctor of medicine.

I'm just surprised you were able to resist using the word "fishy"!

Counterpoint: Fuck Mike Pereira

I woke up at 4 am the other day, out of a dead sleep, with the theory that the 2:36 pm "Best Buy" call was actually Hae calling Jay to meet up to confront him about cheating on Stephanie. If Adnan did ask Hae for a ride, he probably told her that Jay was borrowing his car and cell phone. Hae had Adnan's number (he'd…

I don't get it.

Meryl Streep will probably receive another Academy Award nomination for just being at this game.

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