110-3, you got killed. Take it like a man and move on.

Side note: Jonathan Martin sucks at memes.

Incognito is a classic bully and he depends on the so-called sanctity of the NFL locker room, just like a bully at school tries to use different ways to keep his victim from coming forward or a bully at home tries to use different ways to keep his target from coming forward. Ley is 100% correct that Incognito sounds…

Actually, there is:

What I would give to have been a fly on the wall when the Genius at the Apple store showed Richie how to change the names of his contacts.

"I really just don't see why I'm the one being accused of bullying here," Incognito pleaded. "I mean, HE was the one who refused to stop hitting himself."

The biggest lie in this whole ad.

Who said Boston hated it when the Blackhawks did it? I'm a Bruins fan, I thought it was a classy gesture after a hard-fought, close, tense series that didn't go our way.

"Generally speaking the MAN should be OLDER than the woman because females mature or age faster than males (both physically and mentally). This is a scientific fact."

Of course Paula doesn't care about the Miley performance, it was just a clown spectacle, why should she care that a sloppy joke was rubbing that chicken butt on her husband.

I really didn't think this story could get so much worse, so quickly. Just horrific.

[several months ago]

Also, to go on top of this our caterer went out of business on Monday. Two local news crews came to the wedding to interview us. Drunkenly during the second interview I told them we had to cut it short to dance to "Livin on a Prayer"...

Sadly, Moondog was beaten into a coma after he made the mistake of telling the bride that he was "in Heat".

Tomahawk Drop

Was it a performance piece about B.J. Upton's batting average?

An amen, +1 and + Juan right back at you for this one, my friend. Behave in accordance with the etiquette of the sporting event you are attending. Not that difficult to grasp (except, apparently, for Howard Stern fans and those who bust into giggles over the cleverness of the phrase "mashed potato").

Here's the thing: the majority of fans who attend a major PGA event don't appreciate the type of garbage that fans of Howard Stern think is funny. They should keep their "humor" in closer proximity to peanut shells and dart boards, where it is more apropos.

I'm not sure if the best way to argue that Howard Stern remains relevant and/or interesting in 2013 is to cite a broadcast in 2001, a movie from 1997 or a book released in 1993.

I saw it several weeks into its run. It was obvious early on that everyone else in the theatre was there on the recommendation of their sponsor (whereas I was just there because I prefer to roll the odds on waiting a bit in order to have the cinema to myself). So not only did I have my critical issues with the film…