On this episode of “Let’s remember some failed police propaganda programs”: D.A.R.E.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

LOL. My favorite part is the ump still wiping away at his wound well after the glove had “hit” him while explaining to whoever would listen why he ran Braxton. When these umps all get get replaced by Alexas or whatever, they will have a welcome home with the NYPD. 

I hope to see some clever gifs with different things thrown at this ump over the coming weeks.

Sir, this is an Arby's

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Pour out a quart of 5W40 on your driveways in honor of the man who lead one of the greatest expansions in Automotive history. Without him we wouldn’t have the: V10 TDi, VR6, W8, W12, or W16.

Dude literally is the son of an immigrant. He was born a citizen just because of birthright citizenship. No one calls him on that bullshit.

Welp. There goes any hope for more quality Spider-man Films.

Watch the next one be a re-badged BMW X7

if you know, you know re: the LC. I would buy one in a heartbeat if i had the cash. 

Just got to your first duty station, I see.

No kidding. Avg car payment: let’s low ball and say $310.

Dodge also gives financing to anyone who can fog a mirror.

She could have also just said nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ve seen it IRL. Based on the condition and lack of registration, my offer is $2500.00

But that’s a boat, not a ship.