I used to work at a children’s hospital. A patient my team was involved with was a little girl that was in a somewhat survivable head on collision if not for the fact a roof rack full of stuff came through the windscreen and killed her mum and uncle. She sat in the back seat with mum and uncle dead in front of her for…

Possession is nine tenths the law

Obviously Dr. Strange just wants to kill Tony Stark without anyone knowing it was him, so he looked into the future and found the *one* future that resulted in Tony’s death, then set that future in motion.

He did all that math between cocaine fueled rapes I’m guessing. Probably with stolen chalk he took from white children.

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

“I’ll give you a goddamn crick in your goddamn neck . . .”

You acknowledge “whataboutism” is worthless and yet here you are, espousing nothing but whataboutisms.

oh yeah dude. huge oversight on my part not including a lengthy aside disavowing ariana grande in this post. I'll get right on that 

That’s true, but also way more nuanced than most Hollywood producers are going to get.

“For comic book fans, the idea that superheroes might not be paragons of virtue hasn’t been novel since 1986, when Frank Miller’s scripts for The Dark Knight Returns deconstructed Batman and Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen created a superhero universe populated by deeply flawed humans (powers notwithstanding).”

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

“It’s been so long since the first Zombieland, do you have much recollection of what happened in it?”

Feels like high-end hotels charging for wifi when every crappy value hotel includes it free.

People think she can’t be racist because she’s Chinese? Tell that to the Chinese government locking up Uyghurs. 

You just fold him silly.

Chuck Yeager last flew in an F-15 when he was 89.

The oldest active fighter pilot retired in 2015 at age 54, so it’s not like it’s out of the realm of possibility compared to probably everything else that’s going to be in this movie.

Somebody please edit this so Rey is doing a back flip over his canopy.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?