Do organizations that have committed literal acts of terror on American citizens have a constitutional right to assemble? I’m going to say no.

...it’s all kicking off with that ridiculous Tom Cruise-starring Mummy.

> he was to chicken shit to appear.

Too soon. It’s been a decade and it’s still too soon, especially since our current city counsil is hell bent on fucking it all up again.

Bright side: in the first inning of the next game, Segura’s replacement hit a grand slam.

Mariners fans have learned it’s best to never have hope.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Price is Right Games Ranked?

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Yeah, that’s why I included the original photo. Quite a few people have assumed the same thing.

Drink the beer. We have insanely great beer. And weed. But mostly beer. Well, weed too. Unless you already live here, you would already know this, I can’t remember if you do or not, because, again, great beer and weed.

That motto sounds perfect if you read it in a Dave Niehaus voice.

It’s ok, I got free tickets in 2 weeks because my daughter’s choir is singing the anthem at SafeCo.

The current ineptitude of the Mariners must be understood in the context of their historical misery, which is essentially unrivaled

As far as I can tell, the Phillies (much like my Reds) are still a mess by design at the moment. The Mariners fancied themselves a contender for their division, which makes the mess sad.

Foreign intelligence is pieced together from many crumbs. You pick up a crumb here, get a little crumb there, and add it to your current crumbs and suddenly you have a much better picture of what your friend or adversary is doing. To continue with that analogy, it is extremely rare to find an entire loaf of bread…

The only proper response a president should say about submarines is “What submarines?”

You didn’t really explain why Mattis is a bad person beyond working in the administration. My understanding is that he is a generally good person who is respected by pretty much everyone (except bloggers who wanted to the list to appear as long as possible).