If Trump is removed from office or resigns, America will be free(ish) from Trump, but Melania won’t be until Barron turns 18 (possibly longer), unless some damning evidence is turned up against Trump.

She won’t hold his hand so he pats her ass instead? Was that a public spank?

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

None of this matters to the Republicans. Unless he has sex with a guy or turns black they will support him.

Works for me. I’d happily sit and listen to Billie Piper read the phone book or anything else she pleased.

I already said this but it bears repeating:

Dear universe, stop killing people who play fascists on TV and start killing real ones please.

48 years of marriage. Damn. That’s a good run.

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

But the EMALS!

Quite a few of us do, yes.

Whoa... So some people in the USA do understand that you can’t keep expecting to have the same job you’ve always had and need to move on instead of whining and throwing a tantrum (and voting for Trump who promises to somehow keep your dead job alive).

an unabashed proponent of dropping f-bombs,

I’m not sold until Pa Kent tells her that it’s ok to just let people die and then she rejects that notion and say it’s NOT ok to just let people die. You can only become a true hero if you can resist Jonathan Kent..

I want and need this to be successful to show fucking Warner Brothers every goddamn character does not have be Batman! Bright colors and positive characters can also put butts into seats.

Goddamn dammit! Can we abandon this trend of pre-trailer-fast-cuts of the trailer we’re about see? It got old almost immediately.

We’ll transfer their citizenship to an undocumented Mexican who actually wants it. That’ll really grind their gears.

All confederate followers and sympathizers should be rounded up and deported. Simple as that. You don’t want to be part of the U.S., and like to fly your flag from another country, then you and all your belt buckles can kindly leave.