Can you even read? Her parents are from COLOMBIA not Mexico. So no, they didn't come in through the border.

Yeah, it's irresponsible of her parents to want her to grow up in a stable country. So selfish.

She was 10 years past that ordeal when I worked with her. Thankfully, there were no kids/house/joint finances so it was easy to end it and she got to see who he was very early on after marriage. She had a remarkeable attitude about it but boy could you still see the pain in her eyes. I imagine it must have been the…

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If she would have thrown up on me, you would be reading someone else's story about how I threw some lady off the balcony at a play.

I caught a dude I thought I would be together forever with cheating on me. Like literally walked in and had to peer in close because I am hella blind and didn't know what was happening.

How could he be entertained? You did it wrong! Where are the details? You're supposed to embarrass the cheaters, not yourself!

Not so much "awful" as "bafflingly stupid", but while I was in the process of divorcing my first husband, his attorney called me up and left a long-winded threatening message on my answering machine. Yeah, the kind with a tape.

I watched it and laughed really, really hard. Do you know what that means? That means I will be punished by karma when I bare my soul to another person, get shot down spectacularly, and have that moment go viral.

I was sharing a personal experience, so I'm not entirely sure what your point is on the first bit.

"I was working at a chain steakhouse that serves dishes with cute names referencing a certain small continent (betcha can't guess)."

I just made a realistic replica of my side eye. I'm going to place it in various public locations next to anything that is deserving of a good side eye.

I stopped reading this when you said that your favorite Hanson brother was Isaac. Isaac?! Are you fucking serious Mark?? Everyone knows the hotness order was Taylor, Zack, then Isaac. I feel like I don't even know you any more.

If they felt it was appropriate to invite me to their wedding, which they did and I went and gave a gift (when I was very young and had no money, mind you), then it is even more insulting for them to not attend my wedding and send no gift. Period. THAT is being phony and very much NOT genuine.

as opposed to lots of other business people...? i absolutely think she does a shitton of stuff herself, or at least is involved in her brands. this is an exact example of what i'm talking about, people being enraged at her success. running a successful, large business is mostly listening to the advice and opinions of…

...yes? I mean, he's awful for many reasons, but I feel like I'm the only person who loved Religulous. I was prepared to turn it off if he acted like an ass, but he managed to rattle cages without, for the most part, being a dick. I've never been a fan of his show, and I don't agree with his statements on Islam, but…

Being critical of a backwards religion isn't racism, or everyone on kinja would be racist.

Berkeley is surely very welcoming of someone actually responsible for the physical torture of Muslims, ie John Yoo.

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.