My mom let the guy who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart sleep on her front lawn a couple times. (Pre-Elizabeth Smart kidnapping he was a local character nicknamed Homeless Moses.) I wasn't there at the time but my two little sisters were living with her.

"Heterosexual sex is disgusting."

Oh my God, is this guy God?????

Do you think the water used is desalinated tears of the local constituents?

Is it small batch though? Cause large batch anything sucks!

We had a regular couple at one restaurant I worked who were South Asian (not sure which country they were originally from, but based on their accents I'm willing to bet they had been born elsewhere) who we used to legit fight over. When they'd walk in, the servers' eyes would all simultaneously light up.

What's this about?

did you read this article

Seeing as the judge ensured that she had no other options...

I think her expression of "Yes, this is what I am doing with my life" really ties the room together.

I was obsessed with mustard as a 6 year old and wanted to make mustard cookies. I loved them, everyone else thought they were disgusting. Whatever.

I have exteme problems regarding social interactions and understanding so could someone explain to me what the purpose of this letter is?

Yeah, to me it rises to the point of giving me the creeps. She is doing something she finds difficult, and apparently consoling herself by telling herself that she will . . . get pregnant with the same fetus again one day? It's a bizarre line of thinking, bordering on delusion.

I love you, Little Thing, and I wish the circumstances were different. I promise I will see you again, and next time, you can call me Mom.

You thought "@amandabynes: My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me" was a coherent tweet?

I've actually commented about this on another article but my friends little sister, who is 12 years old, broke up with someone in the most hilarious and hardcore way ever. Like never in a million years would I be this clever and I am an adult. She apparently went up to her then boyfriend and said "Want to see a magic…

I used to watch Legally Blonde before the start of every semester in law school. The futher along in school I got, the more yelling I did at the TV. "None of this makes any sense!"

Yep so true honestly i give up on this site as a British teenager all i ever hear on here is that we are all ugly, we all have bad teeth etc. It doesn't help that i am dealing with my own body issues so maybe next time someone makes a nasty comment about the way we look, just realize that it actually hurts.

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

May we share stories of...I don't want to judge them as "stupid", so I'll say "inadequate at their jobs" servers, also?

I was on a road trip with my family and we stopped at a sit-down basic American food restaurant for lunch. I ordered the chicken sandwich. The waitress almost-repeated "chicken-fried steak sandwich"…