umm, I can lick my elbow? Like the outside of it cold, but after a warmup, like yoga or something? No prob. Evidence:

Yeah, I'm with you man. I've had opportunities basically handed to me, opportunities in which I'd never get caught if I went through with it, and I turned them down. The kicker is my girlfriend at the time ended up cheating on me a while later.

Either I am in the 1% or your numbers are wrong, because I would never cheat, I despise cheaters, and a lot of my friends have never cheated on their ladies, ever.

I ain't trying to judge, but that shit is ALSO cold-fucking-blooded. Who are you people? I need a shower.

Is that an IKEA showroom?

When I was in Hong Kong I saw another white girl wearing a shirt that said, "prostitute."

So meaning. Much spirituality. Totally 'Kung po chicken'.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie - I thought about ending our relationship for a solid 2-3 months afterwards just because I didn't want that to happen. Appreciate the thoughts, I'm hoping for the best.

Good to know. Yes, it's like clockwork.

This was my pregnant portrait.

I think I just might be what they're looking for.

If you speak multiple languages you face this problem periodically with words from those languages. I usually try to walk the tightrope between sounding like a pretentious asshole and sounding like an idiot by pronouncing it correctly but with as little accent as possible.

Ugh enough with the "oh honey crap". You're trying way too hard to be condescending.

it was perfectly clear what you meant. "marilove" is getting weird about this almost to the point of parody.

eww, stop with the "oh, honey" thing. it looks stupid and over the top, and you're pretty out of line on this whole thread.

I'm using voice dictation and it should read the milk WAS perfectly fine. It was nonsensical now that I see that. Still pissed about the condescension and insults though.

you folks are never happy about anything.

If you're looking to Cosmo for sex tips, I'm pretty confident you're also the type of person that orders a Flatizza at Subway.

it's a competition, there can be only one winner

Okay THAT is just melodramatic.