I will add to your list shellac manicure that comes off with non-soaking acetone and doesn't destroy your nails.

I feel like I need to share this because it might make everyone feel better.

So I just find a photo of an adorable cat and I'm given it's exact location? This will be a new shopping experience for me, but I'm willing to give it a shot. I've been wanting a second cat.

I don't think sex is that sexy. People are sexy and you have sex with them?

Things that make the whole world a worse place: YOU.

Maybe a hot blonde Cali college hoe-turned teacher would be able to teach you some reading comprehension. The teacher was a dude. And a "hoe" is a garden tool, numbnuts. The word you're so elegantly trying to use is "ho."

It helps to read the story...even just a little.

If any organization knows what's hip with the kids these days, it's Forbes.

You do realize I am sitting at my desk at work literally laughing out loud hysterically at that, which is what my post is referencing here?

The most

I'm sure this was taken candidly inside Blake's boudoir where she wrote by candlelight.

Way to steal my birthday thunder, Lively. Well played.

"Much like life, a sundae is what you make it, and mine is straight swag."

"Here at Preserve we believe that everyone has a story, but some of those stories are gross and sad and nobody wants to read about them."

"If you can go home and make a quick meal vastly better than a restaurant why go to that restaurant?"

On weekdays, this is my job! You can totally get angry about me being paid for anything I post then!

We already have Caity Weaver. And now we have Mary Shrayber. Apples / = / oranges!

Hospitaliano.