Why would you say something like that?

Picture it ..... Georgia 4 plus years ago.

This one time, I got kinda lucky, but the story that goes along with it is much better:

Its a long one but it features puking in a cop car. When I was a freshman in college (I.e. underage), I drank 11 drinks in an hour and decided to walk home in front of the campus police station (smart, I know). A cop stopped me, tried to engage me in conversation (which I failed), gave me a field sobriety test (also…

Clearly you have been wronged by a woman. Since its all the woman's fault. The MRA boards are the way ————>

I've won two raffles in my life. One was an ipod in high school. The crowd wouldn't let me through to the front of the stage so they called the next winner. The winner sat behind me in class admiring his new ipod. Which he already had one of. The second raffle was to get dropped out of a class because it was too full.…

Ooh, I actually have one this week! I had just spent a week in the hospital after suffering a pulmonary embolism that could've killed me. I was already living paycheck to paycheck, barely BARELY making ends meet. I was in an absolute panic over how I was going to handle this new mountain of bills that was sure to hit…

This is why you are alone.

I'm not sure it's worth entering as a contestant in this pissing contest, but I made it through a full year as an exchange student/wanderer between the ages of 17 and 18 in Brazil in the early 90s, getting in cars and drinking and partying with strange men, staying in dodgy hostels, and was not once drugged or taken…

Dude, this is your chance to shut up and learn something about women from a woman; listening to your dumbass male friends is not going to help you, or hadn't you noticed?!

I'm from small town backwoods and I realize everything I did here was wrong, but I'm getting my phD in two months, so I'm sorry. Anyway, when I was 18 (underage in my province) I was driving around with a guy I liked (beer in the back) and we parked in a park (that turned out to be private property). With no intention…

Did, I mention that I'm in remission!? :D

Also, after seeing Man of Steel in the theaters, I was complaining to my husband that we would never get our money or our time back from that shit. As I was saying that, a $20 bill came blowing down to me on the sidewalk. I looked at him and said, 'I'd rather have those 2.5 hours of my life back.'

My girlfriend and I live in Lake Tahoe. Like a lot of people who live in beautiful places, we pay a fucking premium to rent abject shitholes, which are also drafty. In January of last year, during a snowstorm, my landlord informs me that she'll be 'renovating' my shithole of a place and that I have 29 days to get out…

One time I pressed a button and then someone came and gave me $5,049

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…

Her hair alone probably lives on $50K a year. It costs a lot to be a celebrity. Otherwise, God forbid, they would look like the rest of us and we wouldn't have any good reasons to hate ourselves.

You, and everyone here are being such judgmental assholes. What is wrong with you?

yeah, I'm thinking if someone slapped me in the genitals and I instinctively slapped them back to defend myself...nobody would have a problem with this. Sexual assaults aren't okay just because the victim is a dude.

Rich girls can now buy property in Manhattan. Truly we have reached equality.