I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

Fox Sports: sheesh, Pam, lighten up.

Why are people so obsessed with what happens in the shower!?!?!?

"You get used to it."

This deserves all the stars. You got the perfect set-up, and I think you even got the syllable count right. Seriously, I actually just clapped so that I wouldn't be lying to you when I say that I clapped.

That wife beatin' rice kid/sure plays some mean football

I remember phenomenal masturbatory frenzies to Ms McCarthy back in the day. Now, even veragra and coke couldn't motivate me to rub one out.

So he is saying that he couldn't beat a coward?

Every time a color commentator utters "IN THIS LEAGUE" I hate myself for still watching the NFL.

This isn't a huge deal. Everyone knows he only became famous by riding the coattails of his father, Alan Ficker.