I remember phenomenal masturbatory frenzies to Ms McCarthy back in the day. Now, even veragra and coke couldn't motivate me to rub one out.

This might take some heat off of Mike Schmidt's blubbering retirement announcement.

When your life's work has been to present yourself as spank material it may have long term mental consequences. Thank you Jenny for your service.

You are correct. Jose Canaeco's contribution to Larussa's teams was equal to those of McGwire's.

The Palmeiro/Eckersley mustaches were both HOF worthy. Today's caveman looking players would do well to take notice.

I was a lifetime Baltimore Colt fan that was glad to see that crumbling, shitstain of a franchise leave my beloved city. 12 years without an NFL team provided a refreshing sabbatical.

Why are we surprised when people from violent professions behave violently in their personal lives?

Fans are generally not professional athletes. Is embarrassment appropriate?

Women are barred by their comparative lack of ability.

Who cares about the number of home runs? The only criteria that matter are distance, hang time, post contact pose and slowness of home run trot.

An attempted header it wasn't. Klose's face was in point blank range when it got in the way of a blast from a French player.

1963 baby here. Luckily I grabbed decent work out of college, but never felt economically secure enough to have kids. I would have chosen homelessness over living with parents I loved after high school.

The current Natty Boh brewed elsewhere bears no flavor resemblance to the original from Baltimore.

So he is saying that he couldn't beat a coward?

Thank You! Do commentators still do this. I haven't watched a game with sound or listened to any media discussions for years for this very reason.

Your knot to brite.

Cam Newton's mom agrees.

This man's greatest shortcoming is fathering a son that cries about sports.

Holy Hell. I no longer live there but the survey nailed that I was from Baltimore.

How was there no penalty called on Tomlin in real time?
The play should have been ruled a TD. Outside of a reasonable fine, any talk of suspension and loss of draft pick is excessive.