Jim Carrey has never not been thirsty and desperate. It shows!

It is really bad. Jason Sudeikis was much better in the role. 

No, they/them are not binary pronouns. Many gender fluid, gender queer, and other people in the QUILTBAG communities prefer they/them so they don’t get caught in the binary of he/she. They/them could be any one of a number of genders, variable or not.

It’s a twitter joke structure in which “No One” is saying/requesting anything specific and then someone volunteers something super personal, weird, etc

Not sure, but I think 0/1 are.

This dirtbag has more Whos? than The Grinch.

So, I’ve got a work-related task that needs periodic nudges but not my full attention, so I’m flipping back and forth between windows. Because I’m not fully focused (or because I’m going insane), I read, “Past stars have included Wendy Williams, Sean Spicer...” and somehow combined those names to be “Wesley Snipes.” I…

Eh, two more break-ups, maybe one more kid, and then they’ll break up for good. 

I would never read a celebrity biography, but if I were to have to read a celebrity biography, it would probably be McConaughey’s.

Wait, you didn’t go far back enough...

Same.

They’ve moved to Austin, which is the Portland of Texas, and he’s been quite openly anti-Trump in interviews, as well as discussing countering racism and misogyny. 

Was just about to say, this man looks like an understudy on a non-equity American Idiot tour.

LOL....what he’s been through, I guess.... two late-term pregnancy losses

Sorry, can’t get past absolutely baffling snark about two late term pregnancy losses, a major health scare, and the death of a parent. WTF?

Yeeeeeaaah, the tone that whole passage is written in does not sit well. At all.

This man does not look like John Mayer or Jack Nicholson. This man looks like Pete Doherty. (Who, to be fair looks a little like John Mayer). 

I was a big television without pity fan back in the day and so much mocking of JVB (which bad actor, horrrible crying face was really deserved), but I have to say, ever since Don’t Trust the B, I really like that he doesn’t take his former fame seriously and can joke about it. He’s really grown on me and hope he and…

Lol? Two miscarriages with very serious complications and the death of a parent are LOL? Wow. You are an asshole.