she looks like she's about to kill a man. I love it.

Ugh. It was bad enough when they tried to use Horton Hears A Who. Thanks for the info!

Would you mind telling me a little about this? I hadn't heard about it.

I went to high school with a family of Dicks: two brothers and their female cousin. They were known as Big Dick, Little Dick, and No Dick.

MY QUEEN

Rihanna’s reactions to things are frequently my favorite reactions.

They have to have at least one gay child. I mean, just statistically, right?

Am I just drunk, or is today’s tweet beat just all kinds of brilliant?

Shit.

I read on tumblr that it was raised in a barn with show horses, so that's how it learned to walk. Idk if it's true. (But I hope it is.)

Meh. I'm a girl with a "boy" name. It's really not a super huge deal.

They did it THREE TIMES??

I hope Liza's okay. The picture's probably old, but I'm digging that blue streak in her hair.

Dude, she totally does. Anne Hathaway talked about it on Ellen when the second Princess Diaries movie came out. I find it utterly charming.

My roommate/ BFF (hopefully still) have been fighting constantly. Last month I got so pissed off that I threw a Taco Bell quesadilla at her as I was getting out of the car.

probably not. It means "Before Anyone(/thing) Else." I was just saying he's special and great and I love him.

Capote is bae.

This is so embarrassing, oh my god.

Fucking dying at "Leo takes a harpoon to the leg."

I would watch the shit out of a show hosted by the Sapperstein twins, however.