I wish I could star this twice.

special dog is bae

Who do?

Jena Malone is everything.

How heroic of you.

Thank you for providing me with my new go-to rage gif.

So many brownie points for you for that reference in combination with that gif. Well done.

Who the FUCK would let a nine year old child even HOLD an uzi?

As is Joffrey.

Throw the book at this fucker and find the dog somebody nice to live with.

He can brush my hair behind my ear any day.

That was wild from start to finish.

Bless.

Was the stegosaurus at your prom? Because if so, I am crazy jealous. I am all about some dinosaur prom.

As much as everyone's been snarking on Johnny Depp for looking older lately, in all honesty he probably ought to look more like this by now.

Nice how many of the comments are making fun of a transwoman for having fake breasts. Like, what should she have instead that would be more palatable to you?

I learned it from Family Ties.

Okay, cool. I usually tip around $3, so I'm glad to know that's not a dick move.

The Doctor can rescue my genitals any day of the week.